Bladder Vee-String Female Vagina Prosthesis, submitted by The Sun God. This is a site that sells fake vaginas with a bladder hole that men can order and wear so they can pretend they are a female and pee through the fake vagina bladder hole. These are men that exist and blend into our society. It may be the guy working behind the counter at Starbucks, your mechanic, or your boss. Somewhere out there, men are peeing through latex vagina prosthesis.
"The Bladder Vee-String Female Vagina Prosthesis™ is designed to fulfill the feminine illusion. Your penis is placed into a hole in the bladder, which holds you in place. The bladder does not hold liquid, but allows for an even flow. This allows urination in a sitting position as a female without removal or adjustment. The Bladder Vee-String Female Vagina Prosthesis™ is made of pure liquid latex rubber which is hand brushed into a mold with up to twelve coats for each of the custom made products. There are three to four different colors of tinted latex in each product. The hair is sewn on by hand and adhered to the back with liquid latex. This product is $164.95 plus shipping and handling."
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