Manga Head, submitted by Matlock. Horrible and noisy Flash, garish colors, and oh yeah it's a site for hair gel that makes you look like an anime character.
Sure to leave a delightful corona of crust on your pillow at night and cause disfiguring facial scars to anyone you attempt to hug. Not to mention it makes you look positively idiotic. It's worth noting that this effect can also be achieved by being a crazy homeless person.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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