Historic Slash's Journal, submitted by Lamb Scam. Do you love the Civil War? I mean really love the Civil War? Pack away all those historic uniforms, because the love affair is over thanks to hideous Live Journal fanfiction authors!
The older Virginian turned around just as Jackson reached him and drew him into a tight bear hug. Thomas Jackson—the man they called a stonewall—could’ve wept from sheer joy. Robert, his Robert, was unharmed. Jackson felt it in the steady beat of Lee’s heart, a triumphant, reassuring sound the younger general silently exulted in.
A tender moment. But sometimes you've got to ramp up the heat!
Grant buried his face in Lee’s jacket. Cotton brushed against him, engulfing him as much as Robert’s touch, and Ulysses inhaled deeply, savoring the scent of Colonel Lee: horses, gunpowder, and just a cloying hint of that sweet Southern tobacco.
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There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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