Historic Slash's Journal, submitted by Lamb Scam. Do you love the Civil War? I mean really love the Civil War? Pack away all those historic uniforms, because the love affair is over thanks to hideous Live Journal fanfiction authors!
The older Virginian turned around just as Jackson reached him and drew him into a tight bear hug. Thomas Jackson—the man they called a stonewall—could’ve wept from sheer joy. Robert, his Robert, was unharmed. Jackson felt it in the steady beat of Lee’s heart, a triumphant, reassuring sound the younger general silently exulted in.
A tender moment. But sometimes you've got to ramp up the heat!
Grant buried his face in Lee’s jacket. Cotton brushed against him, engulfing him as much as Robert’s touch, and Ulysses inhaled deeply, savoring the scent of Colonel Lee: horses, gunpowder, and just a cloying hint of that sweet Southern tobacco.
Pretty much everything on the site is so over-the-top absurd it is worth reading. Great artwork, too! Very touching!
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
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