Jessica Trance Online, submitted by Hitlerdog. One of the most disturbing, if not the most disturbing fetishes on the Internet is "latex female masking". That's when really creepy, often overweight men, make very detailed female outfits so they can dress up like a pretty little princess. Basically the premise of "Silence of the Lambs" but without the skinning of real humans, that we know of. The most famous of these sites is Maskon, which has been featured as an ALOD a record breaking 3 times because its so goddamn creepy. I've been wanting to do another mask site, but most of them are hosted on Geocities and would go down in seconds. Today I found one with real hosting for you clods to bombard and ruin your pretty little minds. LOOK AT IT!
After I linked to Maskon a while ago, the owner Kerry threatened to sue me because I likened him to Leatherface from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. If that case went to trial, do you think any sane jury would convict me of slander? These guys may just be harmless losers, but you can't deny that they make you want to hide under your bed and never come out again. CASE CLOSED.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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