The Truth About Hell, submitted by squib. This man believes in hell. Not as an otherworldly plane in the netherworld but as a physical location at the center of the earth. Witness his astonishing proof, which consists of vague bible quotes and giant red text. The truth about hell is shocking, much like the lightning bolt that permanently fused my glasses to my skull when I was 8.
Scientists recently discovered cracks on the ocean floor where fire was leaking out. Do you know what they found around these fire-breathing vents in the crust? Eight-foot long worms, found no other place in the world! The book, The Deep Sea, by Joseph Wallace (p.39), reads, "Perhaps the strangest of ocean creatures recently discovered are Riftia, the giant tube WORMS. Measuring up to 8 feet in length, the worms are ONLY FOUND NEAR DEEP SEA VENTS."
And Jesus Christ said, "Where THEIR WORM dieth not, and the fire is not quenched."
Okay, so tubeworms = hellworms. Makes sense to me! Question: if a bad person dies on mars does their soul have to fly all the way back to earth? This guy really needs to write a Jack Chick tract. Him and Jack Chick would be an unbeatable combo.
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gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
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