Dating vs. Courtship, submitted by God. If you're one of those hippy, free-love Christian-types, you may want to follow this guide to dating, you SLUT!
Limit your time alone to an agreed standard (example: 10 minutes). If you are talking, studying, or reading then more time can be allowed. Do not touch, massage, or kiss the other person anywhere usually covered by clothes. Focus on the time spent together being quality time. Do Bible studies, run, read, TALK, etc. Making God the #1 priority of your personal life and of your relationship when things are good will allow you to trust Him to work all things together for good when things are bad.
Also, remember that when you do get married and finally have sex, in a way, you're having a threesome with Jesus. And his beard really tickles.
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.