Welcome to open mic night at Something Awful! Tonight the best and brightest talents from the Something Awful Forums will be reading selected pieces from Weekend Web in order to personify the wacky forums we know and love. It all started when forum user Jer posted this incredible thread asking forum members to read Weekend Web posts out loud. I have selected the best 25 to star in their very own Weekend Web. Get ready to do a lot of right clicking and "saving as"! Without further ado, let the games begin!

Jer starts us off with this little ditty.

jca has to make a decision that will affect the rest of his life.

chuckelZ goes to an all black school.

Paulness had a close call with the law.

Paulness is sick of his mom and her bullshit!

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