The Official Rock Paper Scissors Strategy Guide, submitted by kl0pper. Do you like that old schoolyard game Rock, Paper, Scissors? No? Well these people sure do. They like it so much, they play if professionally. As in, for money. These world-class athletes are willing to share their expertise with you in the form of a official strategy guide. If you're not willing to cough up ten bucks, then you could also use the Online Trainer. Or maybe you're just a fan, in which case the documentary on the "worldwide RPS phenomena" might have more appeal. Mark my words, this is going to be the next poker. Check out the trailer here.
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What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
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If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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