The Official Rock Paper Scissors Strategy Guide, submitted by kl0pper. Do you like that old schoolyard game Rock, Paper, Scissors? No? Well these people sure do. They like it so much, they play if professionally. As in, for money. These world-class athletes are willing to share their expertise with you in the form of a official strategy guide. If you're not willing to cough up ten bucks, then you could also use the Online Trainer. Or maybe you're just a fan, in which case the documentary on the "worldwide RPS phenomena" might have more appeal. Mark my words, this is going to be the next poker. Check out the trailer here.
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.