There are certain things that should be taught to every adolescent, such as the Video Game High School curriculum. Personally, I remember when Ol' Father Christmas this into my stocking. (It made for an interesting read!) Forums user Doodles tracked down another piece of helpful literature for the young and impressionable: Red the FireDog's "How to Plan For a Safe Escape." As invaluable as this book is, the SA Forum Goons decided to customise it with additional tips and animated material that children will surely remember for years to come!
Rock Scissors Paper
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.