There are certain things that should be taught to every adolescent, such as the Video Game High School curriculum. Personally, I remember when Ol' Father Christmas this into my stocking. (It made for an interesting read!) Forums user Doodles tracked down another piece of helpful literature for the young and impressionable: Red the FireDog's "How to Plan For a Safe Escape." As invaluable as this book is, the SA Forum Goons decided to customise it with additional tips and animated material that children will surely remember for years to come!

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