The Borderline Categorized Cartoon Archive, submitted by me. Do you wonder what the Far Side would have been like if Gary Larson hadn't been funny? Has it consumed your life so much that you've abandoned friends and family in your quest to uncover the answers which eat at your very soul? Well, if that describes you then stop looking because I've uncovered a collection of shitty Far Side ripoffs! Also, if it doesn't describe you then you should stop looking as well because these things are pretty bad.
That's basically it. All the format and subject matter of the Far Side, none of the humor. Reading ten of these will put you into a trance-like state. Reading twenty will make you understand the brilliance behind the comedic stylings of Maddox. Reading thirty will get you a neat ribbon.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
He was ripped off for True Detective, now Thomas Ligotti is being asked to review Pizza Hut's new Hotdog Pizza Bites.
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