The Borderline Categorized Cartoon Archive, submitted by me. Do you wonder what the Far Side would have been like if Gary Larson hadn't been funny? Has it consumed your life so much that you've abandoned friends and family in your quest to uncover the answers which eat at your very soul? Well, if that describes you then stop looking because I've uncovered a collection of shitty Far Side ripoffs! Also, if it doesn't describe you then you should stop looking as well because these things are pretty bad.
That's basically it. All the format and subject matter of the Far Side, none of the humor. Reading ten of these will put you into a trance-like state. Reading twenty will make you understand the brilliance behind the comedic stylings of Maddox. Reading thirty will get you a neat ribbon.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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