Pat Robertson, submitted by Chavez. This guy is a total chode and a hypocrite. I'll just post some of his quotes and you can decide for yourself.

"Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It's no different...More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history."

"When lawlessness is abroad in the land, the same thing will happen here that happened in Nazi Germany. Many of those people involved with Adolph Hitler were Satanists, many of them were homosexuals – the two things seem to go together."

"I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period.

"[Homosexuals] want to come into churches and disrupt church services and throw blood all around and try to give people AIDS and spit in the face of ministers."

"You say you're supposed to be nice to the Episcopalians and the Presbyterians and the Methodists and this, that, and the other thing. Nonsense, I don't have to be nice to the spirit of the Antichrist."

Such a class act! Yeah I know, the religous right are wackos and the sun is hot. It's nothing new, but what scares me is that a lot of people think like this. Probably not many of you who visit this site, but there are plenty of them out threre who own guns and vote. I'm moving to Greenland to start a blog.

– Reid "Frolixo" Paskiewicz

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