First Blood, submitted by SPONGE. Yo White Kids Rap! Young Canadian white kids always make the best rappers, because the streets of Canada are rough and all you have are your rhymes and your universal healthcare. This site has some of the finest rhymes imaginable, from some of the freshest voices coming out of the provinces. You can blast this shit while curling with your friends on the ice.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.