First Blood, submitted by SPONGE. Yo White Kids Rap! Young Canadian white kids always make the best rappers, because the streets of Canada are rough and all you have are your rhymes and your universal healthcare. This site has some of the finest rhymes imaginable, from some of the freshest voices coming out of the provinces. You can blast this shit while curling with your friends on the ice.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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