First Blood, submitted by SPONGE. Yo White Kids Rap! Young Canadian white kids always make the best rappers, because the streets of Canada are rough and all you have are your rhymes and your universal healthcare. This site has some of the finest rhymes imaginable, from some of the freshest voices coming out of the provinces. You can blast this shit while curling with your friends on the ice.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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