First Blood, submitted by SPONGE. Yo White Kids Rap! Young Canadian white kids always make the best rappers, because the streets of Canada are rough and all you have are your rhymes and your universal healthcare. This site has some of the finest rhymes imaginable, from some of the freshest voices coming out of the provinces. You can blast this shit while curling with your friends on the ice.
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
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