Vegas Vacation Site, submitted by bearded dragoon. Remember how shitty the Internet was ten years ago? You could fire up archive.org and view some half-cached old websites, but Warner Brothers has politely left the lights on over at the promotional site for National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation. Has it been ten years already?
HI! We're the Griswold family, and this page is all about our recent VEGAS VACATION!
It's like looking at yourself ten years ago when you were an awkward teenager covered in acne and wearing a Ren & Stimpy t-shirt. I mean, assuming you were that sort of loser, because I was a total stallion with hundreds of girlfriends.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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