Vegas Vacation Site, submitted by bearded dragoon. Remember how shitty the Internet was ten years ago? You could fire up archive.org and view some half-cached old websites, but Warner Brothers has politely left the lights on over at the promotional site for National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation. Has it been ten years already?
HI! We're the Griswold family, and this page is all about our recent VEGAS VACATION!
It's like looking at yourself ten years ago when you were an awkward teenager covered in acne and wearing a Ren & Stimpy t-shirt. I mean, assuming you were that sort of loser, because I was a total stallion with hundreds of girlfriends.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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