Vegas Vacation Site, submitted by bearded dragoon. Remember how shitty the Internet was ten years ago? You could fire up archive.org and view some half-cached old websites, but Warner Brothers has politely left the lights on over at the promotional site for National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation. Has it been ten years already?
HI! We're the Griswold family, and this page is all about our recent VEGAS VACATION!
It's like looking at yourself ten years ago when you were an awkward teenager covered in acne and wearing a Ren & Stimpy t-shirt. I mean, assuming you were that sort of loser, because I was a total stallion with hundreds of girlfriends.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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