Vegas Vacation Site, submitted by bearded dragoon. Remember how shitty the Internet was ten years ago? You could fire up archive.org and view some half-cached old websites, but Warner Brothers has politely left the lights on over at the promotional site for National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation. Has it been ten years already?
HI! We're the Griswold family, and this page is all about our recent VEGAS VACATION!
It's like looking at yourself ten years ago when you were an awkward teenager covered in acne and wearing a Ren & Stimpy t-shirt. I mean, assuming you were that sort of loser, because I was a total stallion with hundreds of girlfriends.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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