Freegan.info, submitted by Jargon. You know that friend of yours who is always trying to convince you that you're supporting a cruel and destructive practice whenever you eat honey? What if he got dumber and smelled worse? He'd be a Freegan, that's what! What is a Freegan? Sheeeeeit:
"Freeganism is a total boycott of an economic system where the profit motive has eclipsed ethical considerations and where massively complex systems of productions ensure that the products we buy will have detrimental impacts we may never even consider."
Actually, ignore all that shit. This is a Freegan:
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