Freegan.info, submitted by Jargon. You know that friend of yours who is always trying to convince you that you're supporting a cruel and destructive practice whenever you eat honey? What if he got dumber and smelled worse? He'd be a Freegan, that's what! What is a Freegan? Sheeeeeit:
"Freeganism is a total boycott of an economic system where the profit motive has eclipsed ethical considerations and where massively complex systems of productions ensure that the products we buy will have detrimental impacts we may never even consider."
Actually, ignore all that shit. This is a Freegan:
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
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