Pets in Uniform, submitted by skinflaps. Everyone knows the war is in dire straits (not the band). If they do not get some assistance soon, they will have to start the draft. Every college kid shivers at the mention of such words. Thankfully, our pets are willing to fill our boots. Thanks to the miracles of modern science and Photosuite, all of us can rest easily and sip on our Purplesaurus Rex juiceboxes while little Tippy blasts enemy cats with a Browning M2 heavy machine gun.

Imagine: your dog, cat, or other pet in full military regalia. We make this fantasy a reality. Using the latest digital techniques, we combine a photo of your pet with the uniform and background of your choice.

Journey into mystery, my friend. Take that spaceship right into the heart of your own desires.

– Kevin "The Goblin" Wilson

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