Crying While Eating, submitted by somebodyIforgot. Remember that terrible jelly and peanut butter condiment you could get where they mashed those things together? It was like one big nasty glop as you put it on the bread. Things don't always go together like you plan them to. In the spirit of this, we have a website called "Crying while Eating". Here you can watch someone crying, but while they eat. So all of those who imagine what it's like to see someone cry, now you can up your dreams up one notch by thinking of them crying WHILE eating. This is a downgrade for those who like to imagine people crying, eating, and skateboarding, though. Sorry.
Sometimes I talk to girls and they think I'm pretty cool. Not for crying while I eat, though.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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