T E X T F I L E S, submitted by Marxux. This page is something of an archive of those juvenile school revenge text files that served as inspiration for today's update. There are some real gems to be seen too, like "antibore" and computer.txt, that aren't actually good for anything. Even though you probably won't learn much from them, each file is a special window into the soul of a spiteful, reclusive computer dork of the past.

5) If they have a few Apples all together in a cluster, go behind them and pull out the cords of 1 monitor and switch them with another, so all the monitors go to different computers, this is fun to see what sumone does when they type sumthing and it goes on the screen next to them. Although this is better to do in school typing class!

Ho ho ho, excellent prank, you magnificent bastard! Teacher's gonna lose it!

– Jon "@fart" Hendren (@fart)

More Awful Link of the Day

This Week on Something Awful...

  • Lair Flair!

    Lair Flair!

    Your lair. Maybe you lure victims to it, maybe you hide in it between killings, or maybe you haunt it 24/7 because you’re tragically confined by a curse. Whatever the situation, for most of us monsters, a living/un-living space is an important part of our identities. In this column, Monstergeddon award winners share their lair tips and techniques!

  • SkyMall Product Review: Bark Deterring Ultrasonic Collar

    SkyMall Product Review: Bark Deterring Ultrasonic Collar

    Works great on my child, who hasn't barked at all for as long as she's worn the apparatus. When she turns three, we will remove it for a trial period.

Copyright ©2014 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.