T E X T F I L E S, submitted by Marxux. This page is something of an archive of those juvenile school revenge text files that served as inspiration for today's update. There are some real gems to be seen too, like "antibore" and computer.txt, that aren't actually good for anything. Even though you probably won't learn much from them, each file is a special window into the soul of a spiteful, reclusive computer dork of the past.
|5) If they have a few Apples all together in a cluster, go behind them and pull out the cords of 1 monitor and switch them with another, so all the monitors go to different computers, this is fun to see what sumone does when they type sumthing and it goes on the screen next to them. Although this is better to do in school typing class!|
Ho ho ho, excellent prank, you magnificent bastard! Teacher's gonna lose it!
‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.