LOONEY TOONS SLASH FICTION, submitted by A.. Happy New Year, Internet! Years you've been around and you've changed the world in innumerable ways. Commerce. Industry. Shipping. You've done it all. Including bringing together sick fucks whose thoughts are consumed with cartoon characters having sex.

Bugs was dropped onto the floor and sat there, his legs spread, watching in silent amazement. His cock slid out of its sheath, jutting upwards towards his furry rabbit belly. The monster licked his lips and got down on his knees. He bent toward the frozen rabbit and Bugs was jolted out of his daze as a raspy tongue swept the length of his cock, tasting him as it probed the slit. Unintelligible sounds came from his throat as the creature began bobbing his head up and down, sucking and nibbling and licking on the rabbit flesh in his mouth. And then it felt as if Gossamer swallowed him whole, cock, balls and all, and the gray rabbit was pouring his own brand of joy juice down the creature's throat.

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