TOMMY BROWN, submitted by Chino. Welcome to the world's saddest record label, boasting an incredible one recording artist. Sadly, that artist is also sad. Why do I say that? Well, I've never heard him, but this page depicting him "doing the things he loves doing" suggests to me he does not enjoy singing anywhere near as much as he enjoys leaning against guardrails in Las Vegas.

WELCOME TO T'S UP RECORD ENTERTAINMENT LTD. WE ARE ONE OF THE FASTEST GROWING RECORD LABELS. OUR FIRST ARTIST TOMMY BROWN HAS CREATED A BUZZ THROUGH THE MUSIC INDUSTRY, WITH HIS FIRST ALBUM WHICH IS CALLED FEELING. WHICH WAS RELEASED IN THE YEAR 2004. NOW IN 2005 HIS 3RD ALBUM WHICH IS CALLED "SPECIATIAS TOUCH" WILL EXCITE YOU WITH NEW BEATS AND LYRICS

Because I have not heard any of this buzz, I am going to buy a MILLION copies because I don't want to be left behind! Not for this or the Rapture!!

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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