As Lowtax wrote during the only previous instance of an SA-approved site being recognized in this space, "It's not awful, but boy howdy, it sure is a link. OF THE DAY!" The third annual celebration of the National Day of Slayer occurs on Saturday 6/6/09, and I'm using this space to advocate high-volume public-place Slayer listening all weekend long.
In order to properly demonstrate their allegiance to Slayer, disciples must convert the group's name into an intense full-body scream, as demonstrated by the gentleman in this video. Such shouts can be released when an enthusiast encounters someone else in a Slayer shirt, or at a live music performance (need not be a Slayer show), or without any fucking provocation. Slayer fandom should be as loud and confrontational as the band itself. Show no mercy!
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.