Oh My Gods!, submitted by me. Oh My Gods is the Pagan webcomic that's too xenophobic to be funny, too in-your-face to actually draw characters that don't look like Fisher Price people, and too annoying for me to think of a third thing. If you make the mistake of wasting precious moments of your life that could be better spent in a coma by reading through the archive, you'll come across such comedic observations as this:

I actually looked through quite a few strips to find one that was significantly stupid, but this was the best I could do since none of them contain entertainment in the form of intentional or unintentional humor. This comic is so devoid of anything that it's like eating a particularly bland rice cake, then using a rusty fish hook to repeatedly puncture your stomach's lining before you finally catch the rice cake and pull it back out on a long journey through your spasming gullet. You probably won't enjoy any part of this site if you're not Pagan, or if your brain is powerful enough to handle your respiratory system and low level motor skills.

– Corin Tucker's Stalker (@DennisFarrell)

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