The Cuss Control Academy, submitted by me. I'm all for telling other people how they should and shouldn't express themselves, but these guys should really shut up. The Cuss Control Academy does not approve of your use of bad language, and feels the only way to save you from yourself is to sell you books and $2,500 speaking engagements. Why should you stop cussing so gosh darn much?
You really don't win an argument by swearing. You don't prove that you are smart or articulate. You don't earn respect or admiration.
They've obviously never seen my old high school's Tourrette's Debate Team in action. Not since the Kennedy-Nixon debate had a discussion of tax reform included so many instances of the word "cunt".
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.