N-Fans, submitted by abused_nostalgia. Sprite comics are the laziest collection of barrel-bottom entertainment that can be found on the internet. They dare to answer such questions as, "What would happen if the Chrono Trigger and Earthbound universes were combined, and asinine "internet" jokes stolen from anime pedophiles were played out over long story arcs?" I think it would go something like this:
The only thing more depressing than sprite comics allowing the artistically retarded to be "productive" is that whenever I find one, it seems to predate the internet and have over 1000 updates. This one? Over 1600.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.