New Covenant Church of God, submitted by Yeah Way. When you visit a religious website count how many times you have to use your mouse's scroll wheel to get to the bottom of the page. Three or less and it's the usual stuff. Four to seven and maybe it's just a really bad design for a website. When you hit the double digits you are stone cold guaranteed a healthy dose of crazy.
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Planning for the End Times, even if you believe in that sort of stuff, seems an awful lot like planning to win the lottery. I guess the big difference is that I have never actually heard of anyone winning the Rapture.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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