TRACEY'S HOMEPAGE, submitted by Vile. You've gotta feel bad for Tracey. She's a junior at the University of Georgia (which apparently is like being a graduate of grade school if you're away from the South), and she wants to teach kids. I do not know what she wants to teach children, but she'd better stay the fuck away from a copy of Photoshop whenever she does it.
Don't believe me? Click on "Portfolio" and look at any of the images she created using Photoshop. Alternately, look at this:
The lesson here is simple: Don't go to the University of Georgia unless you want to learn how to Photoshop yourself into looking like the shunned offspring of Gollum and a heavily used hairbrush.
The velvet hoods are now mandatory for all classes and on-campus activities. Do not remove them for any reason.
We're not going to solve gun massacres with bad manners, people.
A sign proclaiming "BACTA: DA FUTURE" marks the town's medical clinic
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
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