TRACEY'S HOMEPAGE, submitted by Vile. You've gotta feel bad for Tracey. She's a junior at the University of Georgia (which apparently is like being a graduate of grade school if you're away from the South), and she wants to teach kids. I do not know what she wants to teach children, but she'd better stay the fuck away from a copy of Photoshop whenever she does it.
Don't believe me? Click on "Portfolio" and look at any of the images she created using Photoshop. Alternately, look at this:
The lesson here is simple: Don't go to the University of Georgia unless you want to learn how to Photoshop yourself into looking like the shunned offspring of Gollum and a heavily used hairbrush.
Works great on my child, who hasn't barked at all for as long as she's worn the apparatus. When she turns three, we will remove it for a trial period.
This lousy world just gets lousier every year as these stores put out their skeletons and Santas in summer.
Try not to break your console while I try not to break my cyber brain.
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