A Pearfect Place, submitted by lowercasejames. Society is fighting a losing battle against ugliness. As much as we try to smother the horrifying images of fat people with hot men and women, we are all getting bulbous and fat and soon our entire planet will explode in one massive diabetic supernova. This site is all about countering those images of attractive people we are bombarded with with pictures of large women doing everyday things such as going to the eye doctors or to the shoe store. The end result is about as sexy as falling into a well full of snakes and rapists, but I suppose even that is appealing to someone out there on this godforsaken land we call the Internet.
Our fake testimonials lower customers' defenses by making your company appear reliable and desirable. How does it work? An advanced algorithm (coded and executed entirely in NewtonScript) looks for words on the internet and then it finds some names and adds those too.
Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige lays out the plan for Marvel launching a movie based around a female super hero's ass.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.