A Pearfect Place, submitted by lowercasejames. Society is fighting a losing battle against ugliness. As much as we try to smother the horrifying images of fat people with hot men and women, we are all getting bulbous and fat and soon our entire planet will explode in one massive diabetic supernova. This site is all about countering those images of attractive people we are bombarded with with pictures of large women doing everyday things such as going to the eye doctors or to the shoe store. The end result is about as sexy as falling into a well full of snakes and rapists, but I suppose even that is appealing to someone out there on this godforsaken land we call the Internet.

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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