INSULTINGLY STUPID MOVIE PHYSICS, submitted by Tohokai. We all know that movies are often unrealistic, portraying a hyperbolic version of reality designed to make people hoot and holler at the movie screen in amazement. This website is about ignoring that basic concept and nit-picking in agonizing detail the unrealistic physics featured in movies. You know, cars that jump ramps and seemingly fly miles, lasers that are visible to the naked eye, and so on. I'm all for more realism in movies, but sometimes realism is boring and cars need to flip and keep on flipin' until they explode. Screw physics, all they ever do is crash helicopters and kill American soldiers.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.