Maximum persuasion & influence power, submitted by Hypnotic. Teaching people how to behave like an adult in the business world has long been a huge moneymaker for various authors, magazines and seminar sluts. In recent years, however, a new breed of super-persuasion has been born. Everything from business success to romance awaits once you follow some convoluted scheme akin to alchemy that involves hand gestures, touching people on the elbow and probably not shitting your pants. Xtrememind takes things a step further and outright promises to teach you psychic mind control powers to succeed in business.
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Are they going to teach me to grow a psionics button out of my skin or something? Or maybe their technique involves attaching taser collars to people while they're asleep. Xtrememind promises you godlike powers and all you have to do is buy their book, CD and weird button console thing. Look out Odin, there's a new deity on the block.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
He was ripped off for True Detective, now Thomas Ligotti is being asked to review Pizza Hut's new Hotdog Pizza Bites.
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