Maximum persuasion & influence power, submitted by Hypnotic. Teaching people how to behave like an adult in the business world has long been a huge moneymaker for various authors, magazines and seminar sluts. In recent years, however, a new breed of super-persuasion has been born. Everything from business success to romance awaits once you follow some convoluted scheme akin to alchemy that involves hand gestures, touching people on the elbow and probably not shitting your pants. Xtrememind takes things a step further and outright promises to teach you psychic mind control powers to succeed in business.
Achieve suprahuman mental mastery with advanced BrainEngine CD technology. Deploy cutting edge psionics to remotely influence people and events at the push of a button!
Are they going to teach me to grow a psionics button out of my skin or something? Or maybe their technique involves attaching taser collars to people while they're asleep. Xtrememind promises you godlike powers and all you have to do is buy their book, CD and weird button console thing. Look out Odin, there's a new deity on the block.
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