Maximum persuasion & influence power, submitted by Hypnotic. Teaching people how to behave like an adult in the business world has long been a huge moneymaker for various authors, magazines and seminar sluts. In recent years, however, a new breed of super-persuasion has been born. Everything from business success to romance awaits once you follow some convoluted scheme akin to alchemy that involves hand gestures, touching people on the elbow and probably not shitting your pants. Xtrememind takes things a step further and outright promises to teach you psychic mind control powers to succeed in business.
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Are they going to teach me to grow a psionics button out of my skin or something? Or maybe their technique involves attaching taser collars to people while they're asleep. Xtrememind promises you godlike powers and all you have to do is buy their book, CD and weird button console thing. Look out Odin, there's a new deity on the block.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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