Phelps-Chartered, submitted by Eldrad. Horrible FYAD flag poster Eldrad has located the law firm founded by Fred Phelps. You know, the guy who celebrates every natural disaster because it "killed gays" and whose horrid minions appear at many military funerals to thank God for killing American soldiers. Yeah, those charmers.
Most notably, he was the only white lawyer to represent a group of African-American students, including Gayle Sayers, arrested during a sit-in on the University of Kansas campus.
There's something deliciously ironic about a lawyer who fought for the rights of oppressed racial minorities during the civil rights movement who then turns around and blames hurricanes on another oppressed minority. I think that's wahtever the opposite of common sense is called.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
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