CliffyB.com, submitted by me. Hey Cliffy B! How about you stop writing about video games that make you cry on your blog and get back to work on Gears of War. I want to play it damnitt.
Gay jokes aside hurry up and finish Gears of War so we can nitpick its flaws and bitch about it on the Internet relentlessly. If you want to play Gears of War suck a dick and if we all suck enough dicks maybe Cliffy B will release it.
In a Something Awful exclusive, we reveal the true state of Darren Wilson after his harrowing encounter with Michael Brown.
gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
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