, submitted by me. Hey Cliffy B! How about you stop writing about video games that make you cry on your blog and get back to work on Gears of War. I want to play it damnitt.

Gay jokes aside hurry up and finish Gears of War so we can nitpick its flaws and bitch about it on the Internet relentlessly. If you want to play Gears of War suck a dick and if we all suck enough dicks maybe Cliffy B will release it.

– Hassan "Acetone" Mikal

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