CliffyB.com, submitted by me. Hey Cliffy B! How about you stop writing about video games that make you cry on your blog and get back to work on Gears of War. I want to play it damnitt.
Gay jokes aside hurry up and finish Gears of War so we can nitpick its flaws and bitch about it on the Internet relentlessly. If you want to play Gears of War suck a dick and if we all suck enough dicks maybe Cliffy B will release it.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.