CliffyB.com, submitted by me. Hey Cliffy B! How about you stop writing about video games that make you cry on your blog and get back to work on Gears of War. I want to play it damnitt.
Gay jokes aside hurry up and finish Gears of War so we can nitpick its flaws and bitch about it on the Internet relentlessly. If you want to play Gears of War suck a dick and if we all suck enough dicks maybe Cliffy B will release it.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.