Mystical Wonders, submitted by Hypnotic. Mystical Wonders touts itself as "Magnus' online resource serving energy workers and psionics practitioners", which translates to english as "we make crazy shit up then sell it". If Neural Resonators are your passion and you can never have enough Radionic Water Energizers, this is the site for you. You'll find Symbol Pulsers, Super Orgone Streamers and Pyramid Power Generators at prices you won't see at your local Wal-Mart.
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Not good enough for you? You, my friend, seem like the sort of fellow that's ready to buy the only product on the market today which allows you to "CREATE REALITY!" in the form of detailed holograms called "HoloCreations". It's sort of like using your imagination, but with vaguely scientific-sounding names!
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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