Mystical Wonders, submitted by Hypnotic. Mystical Wonders touts itself as "Magnus' online resource serving energy workers and psionics practitioners", which translates to english as "we make crazy shit up then sell it". If Neural Resonators are your passion and you can never have enough Radionic Water Energizers, this is the site for you. You'll find Symbol Pulsers, Super Orgone Streamers and Pyramid Power Generators at prices you won't see at your local Wal-Mart.

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