Adam Ace - Crazy Comedian, submitted by me. Adam Ace is a WACKY comedian with a CRAZY haircut who wears ZANY outfits and makes SILLY faces because his KOOKY soul is empty! He proclaims to be a mixture of Jim Carrey, Robin Williams, Andy Kaufman, Steve Martin and Adam Sandler, which sounds as appealing as topping a horrible pizza with some really good chocolate truffles and mustard. Interestingly enough, Adam looks like Adam Sessler from X-Play dressed up in a suit borrowed from David Byrne. He is not as intentionally funny as either man.
When a comedian says that "goofy dancing" and "wacky props" are the highlight of his act, your best reaction is to assume an agressive stance, extending your arms high above your head and roaring as loudly as possible. Depending on the season and how recently he has fed, there is approximately a 50% chance that the comedian will back down and you will survive the encounter.