Girlspace, submitted by me. I don't understand web sites like Girlspace. It's a typical FOR GRRLZ web site designed by a tampon company because they think it'll make all the girls buy Kotex tampons or something. Let me tell you what these sites are really about. They are fronts for horny dudes to pretend to be teenage girls and write sexually charged stories to other horny dudes pretending to be horny girls with periods. Don't believe me? Check this out holmes.
Goddamn that's hot. I'm getting semi-hard here. If you have any hot period stories send me an email. They get me through those cold lonely nights. Also more like this:
What kind of chick writes shit like this? Come on, it has to be men. I'm positive about that. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a message board to register for.
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