Hyper Space Communications and Technology International, submitted by Hypnotic. Despite the high-falutin' name, this site is really based around "orgone machines" that, I guess, are some sort of magnet machine from Oregon or something. They basically turn you into a superhuman in the way that retromutagen might transform, say, a turtle into a ninja.
WELCOME TO this exciting new technology that can mean for you the difference between average results and TOTAL SUCCESS !!!
Here you can find the most powerful application of a new technology. This certainly is exciting news for you whenever you are involved any type of self-improvement and success: in methods that you can use to effect positive permanent change such as motivational techniques, neuro-linguistic programming, fitness training, sports, body building, creative visualization, radionics, shamanism and magick.
Oh man, at last, a device that will give me success when I try for success and has real scientific applications in the fields of motivational techniques and shamanism. I can just imagine some company with morale problems bringing in a dude who has been using the one of the oregone machines.
"Hi, everybody, my name is Avi Goldsteins-with-Eagle and I'm a motivational shaman. I have been asked to give you a short speech and also perform a fire dance that will bring woe to your enemies. Now, the important thing to remember is unity. Spell it for me. U-N-I-T-Y. We're all in the mouth of the Great Crow together here folks. We need to work as a team to fall down in the rain and impregnate the earth with the life tree that grows into all of the animals and people."
Also, in case you were wondering:
Magick and Radionics are perfectly interchangeable!
Thank the Great Crow!
it's hard to shake the feeling that I've always got five stars in this Grand Theft Auto known as life.
Now, inexplicably, season three is looming over us like some sort of dome. Season one's plot asked whether or not the town could get out from under the dome. Apparently the answer was "no". Season two asked "I guess we're really stuck, huh?" and the answer was "yup".
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