Sacred Cow Burgers, submitted by Zombiejack. Welcome to what I can only imagine is the biggest repository of terrible Republican photoshops.
Featured here are hundreds of inexplicable images calling out the evil democrats for hating freedom and applauding George Bush and every other Republican for standing up for what's right. I'm pretty sure the Democrats are useless at the moment and most major political controversies are the work of the people in power, but never mind, Clinton got a blowjob, etc. As you might have guessed, reality is nowhere to be found on this website. I feel like I just overdosed on Fox News.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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