Sacred Cow Burgers, submitted by Zombiejack. Welcome to what I can only imagine is the biggest repository of terrible Republican photoshops.
Featured here are hundreds of inexplicable images calling out the evil democrats for hating freedom and applauding George Bush and every other Republican for standing up for what's right. I'm pretty sure the Democrats are useless at the moment and most major political controversies are the work of the people in power, but never mind, Clinton got a blowjob, etc. As you might have guessed, reality is nowhere to be found on this website. I feel like I just overdosed on Fox News.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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