Sacred Cow Burgers, submitted by Zombiejack. Welcome to what I can only imagine is the biggest repository of terrible Republican photoshops.
Featured here are hundreds of inexplicable images calling out the evil democrats for hating freedom and applauding George Bush and every other Republican for standing up for what's right. I'm pretty sure the Democrats are useless at the moment and most major political controversies are the work of the people in power, but never mind, Clinton got a blowjob, etc. As you might have guessed, reality is nowhere to be found on this website. I feel like I just overdosed on Fox News.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.