Sacred Cow Burgers, submitted by Zombiejack. Welcome to what I can only imagine is the biggest repository of terrible Republican photoshops.
Featured here are hundreds of inexplicable images calling out the evil democrats for hating freedom and applauding George Bush and every other Republican for standing up for what's right. I'm pretty sure the Democrats are useless at the moment and most major political controversies are the work of the people in power, but never mind, Clinton got a blowjob, etc. As you might have guessed, reality is nowhere to be found on this website. I feel like I just overdosed on Fox News.
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2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
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