Sacred Cow Burgers, submitted by Zombiejack. Welcome to what I can only imagine is the biggest repository of terrible Republican photoshops.
Featured here are hundreds of inexplicable images calling out the evil democrats for hating freedom and applauding George Bush and every other Republican for standing up for what's right. I'm pretty sure the Democrats are useless at the moment and most major political controversies are the work of the people in power, but never mind, Clinton got a blowjob, etc. As you might have guessed, reality is nowhere to be found on this website. I feel like I just overdosed on Fox News.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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