Neo Monster Island!, submitted by psych.
Kaiju is a genre of entertainment that involves giant monster battles. Some people like this. Some other people thought it would be keen if these giant monsters were females, and maybe the monsters could shove their victims into massive city-sized vaginas lined with razor teeth or something? Well, that's the point of this page. Oh and there's also a nice pedophilia angle, too. HAVE FUN AND SHOW GRANDMA!
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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