Conservative Kids, submitted by Stick_Fig. It is always awesome when adults use children as a proxy to promote an agenda. It's not like it harms the kids, since they get to absorb concepts and ideologies they don't understand. You know, kids being sponges and all. In this case the sponge is dipped in Ann Coulter's vagina and then squeezed out on the Internet.
Conservative Kids was founded in summer of 2004 when I was 13. In the past years there have been a few additions to the site. We now have a blog, guestbook, a group and thousands of hits. However, the founding principles have not changed. We stand for God, life, guns, justice, glory, and guts. We love the military and their families and thank them for their many sacrifices. The War is difficult but I believe if we stick to our guns (no pun intended) we will win. America cannot and will not back down from the scum that started this war on September 11, 2001.
Of course for all I know this site really is the brainchild of a 15-year-old girl raised on Bill O'Reilly and Fox News, but being a cynical jerk I have no faith and suspect a hidden ringleader. Regardless, it falls into the realm of political zealotry and that's pretty much universally crazy no matter what site it favors.
I do have to say I enjoy any site that puts "Fun Stuff" right above "9/11" on its menu, but overall this site is a rather depressing foray into politics and wasted childhood.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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