Reverend Parks, submitted by paulsan. It's rare that a Myspace site warrants posting as an Awful Link, but the Myspace of "Reverend Parks" will make you laugh within seconds. Reverend Parks is a 26 year old man who has Asperger's Syndrome and really loves Jesus. And he raps about it.
"JESUS LOVES YOU!!! REPENT OR BURN!!!"
Reverend Parks frequently compares himself to Martin Luther King Jr. and Ghandi, but he believes Moses was the real prophet of Asperger's Syndrome. The huge tortured articles are painful to read and fairly touching once you get past all of the preaching, but you'll forget all that the moment you hear one of his songs. They're magical and they're many.
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
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