Reverend Parks, submitted by paulsan. It's rare that a Myspace site warrants posting as an Awful Link, but the Myspace of "Reverend Parks" will make you laugh within seconds. Reverend Parks is a 26 year old man who has Asperger's Syndrome and really loves Jesus. And he raps about it.
"JESUS LOVES YOU!!! REPENT OR BURN!!!"
Reverend Parks frequently compares himself to Martin Luther King Jr. and Ghandi, but he believes Moses was the real prophet of Asperger's Syndrome. The huge tortured articles are painful to read and fairly touching once you get past all of the preaching, but you'll forget all that the moment you hear one of his songs. They're magical and they're many.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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