Reverend Parks, submitted by paulsan. It's rare that a Myspace site warrants posting as an Awful Link, but the Myspace of "Reverend Parks" will make you laugh within seconds. Reverend Parks is a 26 year old man who has Asperger's Syndrome and really loves Jesus. And he raps about it.
"JESUS LOVES YOU!!! REPENT OR BURN!!!"
Reverend Parks frequently compares himself to Martin Luther King Jr. and Ghandi, but he believes Moses was the real prophet of Asperger's Syndrome. The huge tortured articles are painful to read and fairly touching once you get past all of the preaching, but you'll forget all that the moment you hear one of his songs. They're magical and they're many.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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