ptwinny, submitted by Abraham. An extremely lonely manchild chronicles the lives of a collection of gay dolls that look like girls but have male torsos. He dresses them in ridiculous costumes and takes glamour shots, but the real kicker is that he talks to them and acts out elaborate plays.

David *whispering into Luca's ear* I want your first time to be something to remember forever, Luca.

These dolls are seriously creepy looking. Like what you might get if you crossed yaoi anime characters with dead bodies.

The website might seem sparse at first glance, but there are hundreds of pictures of posed dolls and detailed storylines for their lives hidden behind every link. Based on the comments sections (which are often full of fake comments from the dolls) there are a few other people who seem to like this sort of thing. God help us if the Nazis get ahold of this trend.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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