Revelation 13, submitted by A Certain Ratio. The hidden signs and symbols that people are able to pull out of thin air always impresses me. Given just a smidge of faith, the average human is willing to believe just about anything, including that otters are real animals and not myth. Revelation 13 is another crackpot's journey into predicting the future using about every mystical source possible, from Nostradamus to Bazooka Joe comic strips. The predictions, which strangely make me want to purchase things from Amazon.com, are magnificently idiotic and read more like some dumbass trying to connect the dots between the CNN Headline News ticker to form a larger cosmic conspiracy. Other Revelation 13 efforts are just plain stupid, like applying Bible Code to the Scott Peterson case. Let's not forget that there is an ominous cross, the very carpentry project that killed Jesus, dividing the states of Utah, Colorado, Arizona, and New Mexico. Throw in some random math and you've got a direct line to Israel! Spooky!
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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