Japanese Spanking Simulator, submitted by professor nibbles. I have no idea what this website actually says, but who cares about the text when there's a giant 3D butt you can spank?!
It's kind of rudimentary. The butt doesn't even move or jiggle in the slightest, but to be fair, it is an early version. Other features include gradual butt redness, what I assume to be a slap strength selector along the right side, and an "auto" button -- you know, for hands-free operation. How thoughtful!
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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