Japanese Spanking Simulator, submitted by professor nibbles. I have no idea what this website actually says, but who cares about the text when there's a giant 3D butt you can spank?!
It's kind of rudimentary. The butt doesn't even move or jiggle in the slightest, but to be fair, it is an early version. Other features include gradual butt redness, what I assume to be a slap strength selector along the right side, and an "auto" button -- you know, for hands-free operation. How thoughtful!
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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