Japanese Spanking Simulator, submitted by professor nibbles. I have no idea what this website actually says, but who cares about the text when there's a giant 3D butt you can spank?!
It's kind of rudimentary. The butt doesn't even move or jiggle in the slightest, but to be fair, it is an early version. Other features include gradual butt redness, what I assume to be a slap strength selector along the right side, and an "auto" button -- you know, for hands-free operation. How thoughtful!
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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