What on Earth, submitted by Siege!. When you're tired of buying the absolute worst in "funny" t-shirts, be sure to buy a miniature hearse and pretend that it's carrying the tiny shards of your dignity off to the graveyard.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.