What on Earth, submitted by Siege!. When you're tired of buying the absolute worst in "funny" t-shirts, be sure to buy a miniature hearse and pretend that it's carrying the tiny shards of your dignity off to the graveyard.
"My Dance of Healing will mend your wounds. It takes two days, though."
It is standard procedure for the White House to have a synthetic. But it sometimes malfunctions...
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