What on Earth, submitted by Siege!. When you're tired of buying the absolute worst in "funny" t-shirts, be sure to buy a miniature hearse and pretend that it's carrying the tiny shards of your dignity off to the graveyard.
Mass Effect: Andromeda turns its nose up at the original trilogy's rigid morality. It boasts a more nuanced and intellectually compelling shades-of-grey approach in which a heart icon pops up when it's time to tell an alien to take their clothes off.
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Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.