What on Earth, submitted by Siege!. When you're tired of buying the absolute worst in "funny" t-shirts, be sure to buy a miniature hearse and pretend that it's carrying the tiny shards of your dignity off to the graveyard.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.