Anifriends.com, submitted by Psyks. All links redirected to tampon web sites because Anifriends is getting hammered and I really need to check my profile.
SaotomeSatoshi is 19-years-old, atheist, and looking for love. Did I mention he loves anime, comics, and role-playing "Online, In real life, and even the bedroom"? He's looking for a girl who isn't into drugs or slutty clothes.
If he plays his cards right that girl just might be Kanira. Let's watch as he steps up to the plate and lays out some lines.
Okay, not bad. But you're going to have to say more than that!
Swing and a miss. Strike 1. Maybe she isn't the one. Let's move on to the next lucky lady.
Strike 2. You know, forget strike 3. I just feel too bad for the guy.
Note: Their site is really slow. They need to upgrade their servers if they expect to be the next MySpace! What is this the minor leagues?!
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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