Anifriends.com, submitted by Psyks. All links redirected to tampon web sites because Anifriends is getting hammered and I really need to check my profile.
SaotomeSatoshi is 19-years-old, atheist, and looking for love. Did I mention he loves anime, comics, and role-playing "Online, In real life, and even the bedroom"? He's looking for a girl who isn't into drugs or slutty clothes.
If he plays his cards right that girl just might be Kanira. Let's watch as he steps up to the plate and lays out some lines.
Okay, not bad. But you're going to have to say more than that!
Swing and a miss. Strike 1. Maybe she isn't the one. Let's move on to the next lucky lady.
Strike 2. You know, forget strike 3. I just feel too bad for the guy.
Note: Their site is really slow. They need to upgrade their servers if they expect to be the next MySpace! What is this the minor leagues?!
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.