Anifriends.com, submitted by Psyks. All links redirected to tampon web sites because Anifriends is getting hammered and I really need to check my profile.
SaotomeSatoshi is 19-years-old, atheist, and looking for love. Did I mention he loves anime, comics, and role-playing "Online, In real life, and even the bedroom"? He's looking for a girl who isn't into drugs or slutty clothes.
If he plays his cards right that girl just might be Kanira. Let's watch as he steps up to the plate and lays out some lines.
Okay, not bad. But you're going to have to say more than that!
Swing and a miss. Strike 1. Maybe she isn't the one. Let's move on to the next lucky lady.
Strike 2. You know, forget strike 3. I just feel too bad for the guy.
Note: Their site is really slow. They need to upgrade their servers if they expect to be the next MySpace! What is this the minor leagues?!
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.