At a Glance: After the failure of my country music album I fell into a deep depression. After spending countless hours stabbing myself with a spork, my friend told me that I should get into a pen pal system. Maybe by talking to a little child and helping them feel better, I could ease the pain of my loss. I mean, not everyone can be a successful country music star like James Brown, right? After going through many, many children, I was able to come across a boy I thought would benefit the most from interaction with me. His name? Davey. Day Dreaming Davey.
Platform: NES (Download Emulator here - 192k)
Download: Download ROM here - 64k
That was the last I ever heard from Davey...
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Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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