At a Glance: After the failure of my country music album I fell into a deep depression. After spending countless hours stabbing myself with a spork, my friend told me that I should get into a pen pal system. Maybe by talking to a little child and helping them feel better, I could ease the pain of my loss. I mean, not everyone can be a successful country music star like James Brown, right? After going through many, many children, I was able to come across a boy I thought would benefit the most from interaction with me. His name? Davey. Day Dreaming Davey.
Platform: NES (Download Emulator here - 192k)
Download: Download ROM here - 64k
That was the last I ever heard from Davey...
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