Walt C, submitted by meeqwell. I think the author's description pretty much says it all.
Make sure you catch me hearing my four octave voice range whenever you have the chance. After meeting with my voice teacher for practice, it turns out that I am the only guy in the whole world who can sing four octave voice range (bass, tenor, alto, and soprano) at the same time. "Walter, you can sing from the lowest C to the highest C with no problem. You have a very wide voice range. This is very very rare. Absolutely increadible. You can be a star." said Priscilla Remeta, Voice Teacher at Long Beach City College since 1951.
Oh okay. Well then maybe you should have your webpage looked at and maybe let a technician figure out how the hell somebody recorded and embedded the sounds of a retarded cat attacking a drum machine on there.
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