Hyphy Movement, submitted by Lil' Woofbark. Shades of tomorrow? Hyphy, if you're not familiar, is basically a hip-hop movement from the Bay Area of California in which people talk about getting drunk and crazy as "stupid" or "dumb." Then, once they're dumb, they put their cars into drive and run or dance alongside them in an activity called "Ghost Ridin' the Whip", often with hilariously tragic results. There are roughly 5,000,000 videos of white kids doing this on Youtube and I'm pretty sure it's a subtle attempt by E-40 to exterminate the white race.
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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