Hyphy Movement, submitted by Lil' Woofbark. Shades of tomorrow? Hyphy, if you're not familiar, is basically a hip-hop movement from the Bay Area of California in which people talk about getting drunk and crazy as "stupid" or "dumb." Then, once they're dumb, they put their cars into drive and run or dance alongside them in an activity called "Ghost Ridin' the Whip", often with hilariously tragic results. There are roughly 5,000,000 videos of white kids doing this on Youtube and I'm pretty sure it's a subtle attempt by E-40 to exterminate the white race.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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