Hyphy Movement, submitted by Lil' Woofbark. Shades of tomorrow? Hyphy, if you're not familiar, is basically a hip-hop movement from the Bay Area of California in which people talk about getting drunk and crazy as "stupid" or "dumb." Then, once they're dumb, they put their cars into drive and run or dance alongside them in an activity called "Ghost Ridin' the Whip", often with hilariously tragic results. There are roughly 5,000,000 videos of white kids doing this on Youtube and I'm pretty sure it's a subtle attempt by E-40 to exterminate the white race.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.