Hyphy Movement, submitted by Lil' Woofbark. Shades of tomorrow? Hyphy, if you're not familiar, is basically a hip-hop movement from the Bay Area of California in which people talk about getting drunk and crazy as "stupid" or "dumb." Then, once they're dumb, they put their cars into drive and run or dance alongside them in an activity called "Ghost Ridin' the Whip", often with hilariously tragic results. There are roughly 5,000,000 videos of white kids doing this on Youtube and I'm pretty sure it's a subtle attempt by E-40 to exterminate the white race.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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