Free straight male escort for women, submitted by MintiePhresh. Are you in need of a male escort but can't afford to pay for one? Well apparently you're in luck because you can get this dude for free, although he charges extra for massage.
Hi, my name is Seth. I am in phenomenal physical condition with abundant energy. I know an escort is usually for sexual services, but I travel for a living and need companionship, as I travel. Even a casual dinner is much better than being alone on the road. Let me know what you'd like to do, I have many interests. It can be anything from mild to wild, intellectual to sporty. Dancing at clubs that play urban dance music, such as industrial and house, is one of my favorite things to do. Raves are awsome, too. If you have any questions, feel free to ask. I'm very open and easy to talk to. I give an amazing professional massage that is very tranquil and soothing. It's a very deep massage that doesn't feel as deep as it is, because I go slowly with my strokes and use the larger parts of my hands and forearms. In other words, I don't jab with my thumbs. My fee for an incredible 1.5 hr massage in your home is $150. My primary job is as a Massage Therapist and my secondary job is why I travel. I travel about 9 months of the year to every major city in the country and am in Chicago most of the summer. Contact me to find out when I'll be in your city. My secondary job requires very little of my time, so I have plenty of time to give massages and go on dates. Most of my massage clients know me by my given name, not by Seth, and I want to keep the two separate. I'm an intellectual, easy going, fun, down to earth and am well traveled.
If that wasn't enough to entice you he has numerous pictures of his schlong up and an offer to wine and dine your wife if you're not into paying attention to her. Really I don't think there is anything free about him since he's pretty fixated on giving you a massage at some point, and he charges for that. What happened to all the honest free escorts?
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