Leon S Kennedy and Luis Sera Pairing Shrine, submitted by you. This is a geocities site, so it'll probably go down two seconds after I post this. So let me show you what you are missing:
Leon thought dimly back on the last day of the mission when he had his arm around Luis’ neck and his Taurus PT92 at his temple, swearing on his own life he would never pull the trigger. He had rubbed a small spot on Luis’ shoulder in assurance that he wasn’t intending to do this. The Spaniard relaxed against his body, melting into one.
Leon swallowed as he remembered his crotch was brushing lightly against his ass.
There. Now you too have experienced the magic that is this site. Enjoy your day.
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