Phantom Entertainment Inc., submitted by Video Games. Alright, maybe there is ONE stock that's not worth investing in... Phantom Entertainment Inc., formerly known as Infinium Labs... the creators of the Phantom video game console. It is currently worth... 0.0049 a share. Ooops. Oh well, that's up from its low of 0.0012!

– Kevin "Fragmaster" Bowen

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