More than meets the eye!, submitted by Me. When the internet was created by Al Gore and Dick Cheney in a blender back in 1927, they should have hung a sign on it that said "No fat chicks". Now, before you start going "Oh, be nice", take a look at this:

Hi, Thanks for stopping by! I'm a SSBBW from New Jersey, if you don't know what that stands... for keep reading, SSBBW = Super Sized Big Beautiful Woman and that is what I am. I don't diet or apologize for my size. I am 42 years old and a Taurus. I am around 375 lbs. and about 5'5". I have hip length brown hair and hazel eyes. I'm a buxom babe with a Vampire Bat tattoo! (Only special people know his name. ^..^)

I bet his name has something to do with an almond joy bar. Anyway, this is horrible and should not be accepted on the internet or in real life. Enjoy pictures from such events as "Cindy's Flabulous Fourth". The counter at the bottom of the page may seem high, at 200,000 plus page views, but that's simply the weight, in kilograms, of each and every one of her 5 readers together.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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